I'm mashing the next track button on my life

Apr 23

Tonight, the bf and I went to a fisting demo. It was informative. It was lead by a bi porn dude.

Apr 23

anastasiajeanettemarie:

sizvideos:

If Girls Hit On Guys Like Guys Hit On Girls - Video

LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH

Apr 23

ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

Apr 22

Mariah Carey on Live with Kelly & Michael 03/01/2013

Apr 22

paulscheer:

HDTGM: Ep 85. COLOR OF NIGHT w/ Amy Schumer

Sex is very cool but very dangerous! Special guest Amy Schumer joins Paul, June, and Jason to discuss Bruce Willis in the 1994 erotic mystery thriller Color of Night. They cover everything from the lipstick carousel, the baseball mitt chair, the sex in the pool scenes, Scott Bakula’s dick outline, and the big twist ending. Plus, after some amazing/disturbing Second Opinions, they’ll discuss the snake in the mailbox.

LISTEN

Apr 22

artofthetitle:

Allen Ferro: One thing that I found amazing — I found this out recently, too — was that Pablo used only dailies because Stanley [Kubrick] doesn’t let his negatives get touched.

Pablo Ferro: Yeah, he does a lot of takes so I had a lot of choice. I took the best outtakes which look very much like the takes he used. For the Clockwork trailer, it’s all outtakes.

Read more in part two of our three-part feature interview with Pablo Ferro and his son Allen:

Pablo Ferro: A Career Retrospective, Part 2 on Art of the TItle

Apr 22

My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen

My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen

Apr 22
Apr 22

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

Apr 22
Apr 21
stevenisthatbitch:

You are cordially invited to a foxy wedding. 

stevenisthatbitch:

You are cordially invited to a foxy wedding. 

Apr 21
Apr 21

Flow

thismichaeldowe:

I once heard a battle rapper off-rhyme “this peristalsis,” the medical term for bowel muscle contraction. His lyrics were literally da shit.

Apr 21
Bitch, you’re rare.

Bitch, you’re rare.

Apr 20